tbf they are "TEXAS" instruments, this is very texas of them.
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Good ol' "aerospace and defense" industry. The backbone of every healthy society.
The largest teat in the whole country.
If you never sat around in class playing Pokémon on your TI-84 Plus after you finished your math exam earlier than the rest, you have no idea what true power feels like.
Wtf Pokémon? I thought I was hot shit with brick break and a couple other minor apps if I remember
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College Board issues aside, I have fond memories of TI-BASIC, writing in it a 3D graphing engine and a stock market analyzer. With enough patience, I could make anything ... but friends. (Although with my chatterbot experiments, I certainly tried.)
Computer Shopper was the shit back in the day. Imagine Newegg's listings of computer hardware bound up every month into a catalog.
There are no instruments more Texan.
You’d think they would make banjos.
That's Alabama.
I mean, a banjo could show up in country music of any kind, but it feels quite Appalachian to me. Though after looking apparently the top half of Alabama counts, anyway, so TIL!
Georgia answering the banjo call.
Apparently those hands belong to a real banjo player hidden behind the actor.
They are a company that makes thinky-sand.
First they realized that if they forced everyone to use their thinky sand at school, they could charge a massively inflated price.
Then they realized that if they made the thinky-sand go boom, they could charge whatever they wanted.
Teaching sand to think was a mistake.
Found Butler's lemmy account!
This is like General Mills, the cereal company, making submersibles like DSV Alvin.
If you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch while exploring the sea bed in the Alvin, you're still using the same company for both lol
If you think TI's set of manufactured products is insane, look at a Japanese Keiretsu like DKB or South Korean Chaebol, like Daewoo.
Hitachi, man. Do you need an air conditioner? A hydrolic excavator? A pussy diddler? A 120mm self propelled mortar? If all of the above, they're the company for you.
Don't forget nuclear power.
The joke is exactly that Japanese and SK company make everything, differently from the US ones.
I don't know that Yamaha makes weapons but they make everything, so probably.
Diversification
TI sold their defense segment business to Raytheon in the late 90s. I don't think they make missiles anymore.
As the defense industry consolidated, TI sold its defense business to the Raytheon Company in 1997 for $2.95 billion. […] ^[1]^
References
- "Texas Instruments". Wikipedia. Published: 2025-01-04T02:02Z. Accessed: 2025-01-09T19:01Z. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Instruments#Missiles_and_laser-guided_bombs.
- §"History". §"Defense Electronics". §"Divestiture to Raytheon". ¶1.
You know you won capitalism when you start manufacturing weapons. Take notes people.
This goes all the way back to ancient Roman times (and earlier).
Roman Engineers: I guess we making bridges now.
Also Roman Engineers: What the fuck! Onagers? Scorpions? Siege towers?!
To their credit, TI will stop making calculators when the Earth becomes uninhabitable.
Texas Instruments of mass destruction.
It's called Texas Instruments.... This was inevitable.
Texas Instruments (of murder)