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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

“The agency wishes to clarify that the object, a metallic ring measuring 2.5 metres in diameter and weighing about 500kg, is a fragment of a space object,” the agency said in a statement.

“Preliminary assessments indicate that the fallen object is a separation ring from a launch vehicle.”

Rocket debris is designed to burn up during re-entry into the earth's atmosphere or to fall over unoccupied areas such as the oceans.

“There are many pieces of debris in space and one cannot be 100 per cent certain which will fall where,” the agency said. “However, most debris burns up in the atmosphere, and incidents like this are extremely rare.”

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Imagine just lying outside, touching grass, when suddenly a tight space cock ring falls from the sky at great speed directly on your pp.

Now you have to call specialised rocket engineers to cut the ring off (before you get a spontaneous erection & put everyone in shrapnel danger).

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"Yes doctor, that is how it got stuck in my ass. I swear."

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

speed directly on your pp

Low key this is my greatest fear.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Those madman just won't stop with the space rockets!!!!!

They don't realize what they are doing!

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hate when that happens

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well, yeah, that's their explanation. But a naqahdah space gate wouldn't burn up on re-entry, would it? Nice try SGC!

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

No expert here but that's the first thing I thought of. Part of a multi-stage rocket.

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Boeing really getting out of hand these days.

[–] ordellrb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Did the x302 not fligh high enough befor unlocking it?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Looks like Orlin is getting better.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Oh shit that's where I left my cock ring

[–] erin@social.sidh.bzh 5 points 1 week ago

based on ring size, I would say someone received another visit at home 😏

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WTF is that cancer, popup videos that cannot be dismissed?