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Makes me feel very connected, thanks.
Ew, thanks I love it
There is an air gap. You're safe.
But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.
Reading this while on the shitter
The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.
Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?
Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?
I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.
Bum drive.
Septic tank =Honeypot?
NAS.
Networked Anal Storage or Networked Ass Storage for short.
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I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...
You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
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Shoot me a bm
Gonna need fiber for that.
Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.
poot poot
Pick up the fart phone
Stream of subconscious
One word -
Airgap
I'll leave this here...
I'm logged in rn.
Begin the big download
I need more broadband because my upload is too big
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When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.
I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/
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I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.
Don't you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.
OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls
Aka the sphincternet.
Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!
Guess it’s the ~~Fediverse~~ shittyverse
So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then
Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?
At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light
Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish
Interfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network
upload only... at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet
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I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.
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