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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

just imagine if we were sharks. we could do this shit like once a week forever

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Good news! You can experience this another 32 times!

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 day ago
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I used to keep loose teeth connected by the last thread for as long as I could. Then I'd rotate them around and bite gently.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

reading this made me flinch

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] verdare@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, it’s Senpai wa Otokonoko! I have gripes with how abruptly that series ended.

New prequel chapters are being written

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 2 days ago

when you put it that way i see why aliens refuse to make contact with us

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 51 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There are other kinds of bloody holes that lack teeth to shove your tongue into.

[–] azi@mander.xyz 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

All 28 of them

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

hemorrhoids

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago

any hole can get bloody if you tongue hard enough

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 29 points 2 days ago

Take bad enough care of your teeth and you can experience this again. And this time, it'll never end.

[–] bugwhisperer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago

for the right price, your friendly local dentist can arrange this experience for you once again.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

You can still do that if ya want. It’ll be more permanent too 😁

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

egnlish hard

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 1 day ago

Like "town" with a j sound on the end

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Unironically, yes.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago

Yes officer, this is the post. Lock em up!

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you don’t brush your teeth and eat sugary stuff you’ll be able to soon enough. Or just ask a Jets fan why their team won’t stop loosing

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can also have that while brushing your teeth 3 times a day :(

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes bodies just have massive boneloss despite doing the best care and its just hereditary 🫠

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Yep :/ my teeth started fucking up when I was 18. My wisdom teeth came in, all 4 at the same fucking time, and they were all laid down like battering rams, instead of standing up like they're supposed to. Crushed my molars, no dental insurance, best I could get was antibiotics and some Vicodin from the ER. Before that I'd had relatively few problems (basically just two cavities and a cap they put on a baby tooth that didn't have an adult tooth below it). Ever since then the exposed/broken teeth have lead to infection after infection and that has spread to other teeth.

Saint Luigi protect us, we need better medical care in this country, and that should include dental

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People always say they hate those dreams when your teeth fall out but I love them. I especially like the ones where new teeth grow in afterwards and you can rip them out again

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I have never had a dream like that...

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I can help with that, with or without dusters?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] benni@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I find that on LSD, all my joints and bones feel off, like a freshly missing tooth.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 17 points 2 days ago

I see Osaka I upvote ... wait wtf?

[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The neat part is you can imagine how that feels with your tongue.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

I don't even have to imagine it I've had a total of 8 teeth removed so far and got to experience it a couple times

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

You can do that again when we grow back teeth in the very near future.