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[–] leadore@lemmy.world 5 points 6 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

CEO's: Second degree murder is the highest you can charge him with for killing a CEO in NY? But we want to torture him and make an example of him so the proles don't get uppity!

DA: No problem sirs, we can make that happen.

[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

It's more of an assassination in my opinion.

[–] Tgo_up@lemm.ee 77 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

How tf can killing a single person with a handgun be classified as terrorism?

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 42 points 3 hours ago

Because they don't like him.

I mean Dylan fucking Roof shot dead 9 black people and they didn't consider it terrorism.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 3 hours ago

Because the ruling class is terrified

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 36 points 3 hours ago

"They're making us CEO's afraid, terrified even, so he's clearly a terrorist. The implication that the working class could actually fight back against the systemic oppression we inflict on them? That's horrifying. We can't allow them to believe they could ever fight back. Make an example of this person."

The rich assholes or something

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago

Crimes against the ruling class are more harshly punished than crimes against the plebs.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

the definition of terrorism from the FBI is very... vague

Here's an exerpt from the declaration of Independence :3

[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 2 points 31 minutes ago

I didn't know Miku was a textbook definition of a terrorist /s

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 34 minutes ago

The problem with the latter is that it only applies to the government, not private corporations.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Lemmy is filled with domestic terrorists!

Me included!

Don't let the jandarma take me

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

Probably some international ones too.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

jandarma

Is that a real english word?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

it's Turkish gendarmerie

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 37 minutes ago

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 54 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

"I learned it from watching you, ok?!?!?"

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 96 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

The dead guy was the terrorist.

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