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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone really needs to make one of these comics with the full character lineup. Shark, kangaroo, wolf, cat, moon, scooter...

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Moon? Goddammit, I hate missing the lore drops.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Their lunar lander crashed into the moon last year.

I think the cat was about a guy who got scratched, then died from the subsequent infection.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

thank you, k-anon

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, they would need a lot of room for windows.

[–] derek@infosec.pub 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't know what tools they use but if Windows is an issue then the artist could use Linux.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What happened? Russian soldier died due to an electric scooter?

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Head of Russia's nuclear, biological, and chemical forces was killed by a bomb hidden in a nearby scooter

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2ek388yxzo

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] parody@lemmings.world 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

I know what I’ve got, no lowballers…or else

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Oh hey not bad not bad still clearly a scooter o7

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Considering it was a bomb, it's doing surprisingly well. The handlebars are missing and it's warped in the picture I saw.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Impressive improvisation.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Oh sweet, thanks

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess the tin-foil hat brigade were right. Electric vehicles are dangerous after all.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't forget the zionist terror attacks on lebanon. Those were just pager batteries. This is the new normal.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

o7 scooter bro

[–] LemoineFairclough@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The battery pack takes up quite a bit of room in those things, you could really pack a lot of splodey stuff in if you took that out.

😊

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, just look at the terror attack on lebanon. Those were just pagers.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

"terror attack"

It was an attack targeting members of a terrorist organisation, and those pagers were only given out to members of the org.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

New Hitman achievement.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

🇮🇪 : Ná tosaigh do charr

🇺🇦 : Не запускайте свій E-Scooter

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Erin go Bragh!