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[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Okay. Can I get a hotline to call when a corporation fucks me over in some way?

[–] Tire@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

Best we can do is send a cop to your house to shoot your dog.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Really goes to show who exactly the police work for.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Deny Delay DEFUND.

[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 6 points 19 hours ago

We need to give our executives the tools they need to protect themselves from these violet threats. Tools like the ability to quickly roll back all machiavellian policies and practices before they can become a real danger to the policy makers.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There are two things that the aftermath of Luigi's action has made poignantly clear to pretty much everybody:

  • That the vast majority of people no matter their party affiliation and political leanings is feeling the pain and hates the abuses that carry on being committed by a minority of people in our system with total impunity ... until Luigi.
  • That the Ju$tice System, the Police and most of the Press, unlike what they claim work for that minority of people, not for the rest of us.

It's amazing just how certain parts of the system that are supposed to work for everybody (such as in this case the Police, and in other cases large parts of the Press with their "poor CEO" articles) are pretty much shouting loud and clear for all to hear that "we're not working for you, we work for the ones that abuse you".

Most people just discovered now with this killing of a hated CEO that what they individually felt about certain things was also felt by almost everybody, and then these bought-and-paid-for minions who for decades have been putting a lot of effort in passing themselves as "working for the community" just repeatedly and overtly signal to everybody else their true minion-of-the-rich nature.

Mind you, as a Leftie who has been skeptical of whose those elements of the current system for decades, I'm happy they're basically outing themselves and they should keep on doing it so that everybody sees them for what they really are and who they really serve,

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 123 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Remember all that critical theory stuff people were freaking out about a few years ago?

It's basically about how society arranges itself to benefit the people who have the power in a society.
Like how crimes against business and capital are serious crimes, but crimes against workers are usually treated as paperwork errors.
Compare the number of people arrested for shoplifting as opposed to the number arrested for wage theft.

Or about how the murder of one CEO gets weeks of media attention and a potential development of new systems by the police to keep it from happening again, but we've already moved on from the last school shooting, and our official policy is "yeah, that'll happen from time to time"

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

The specific example of the health care guy says everything about that too. Deny someone health care and they suffer and die? Or maybe hundreds of thousands of people? No problem.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

That's a good point. The white collar crime doesn't get as much time as a shop lifter.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cyberpunk dystopia, but without the cool ass shit, just a lot of ways to die horribly.

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

just a cyber dystopia, missed out on the punk

[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Yeah, this is definitely the Kenny G smooth jazz of dystopias. And I mean that in all of the worst possible ways.

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

Be the punk you wish to see in the world.

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If I'm reading this right it's worse than that.

You know how when you go to the police to report a stalker or someone threatening you and they just kind of roll their eyes and tell you there's nothing they can do? And you're left getting a useless restraining order that's going to do nothing but feature in the news and trial after you get murdered?

This is a hotline for rich people to report stalkers and threats specifically to be acted on. But I also wouldn't be surprised if they whitelist their phones to be at the front of any queue for 911.

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is like the Trauma Team in Cyberpunk. Rich people who can afford the highest tier get a private militarized swat team to go to them any time they're in trouble.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago

Trauma team charges 100 Eddies per minute from when you call them until they deliver you to the hospital, plus spend ammunition and medical supplies. They waive the charge if they need 7 minutes or more to get to you, though. (Not relevant in gameplay, as their response time is 1d6 minutes). And they have heavy weapons to fight their way through to you. So, their services are sort of reasonably priced for what they offer. And even if you don't earn the big bucks, if you live in a Arasaka living facility and eat kibble, you should have enough saved up to pay for their services if you end up needing them. (Of course, living in an Arasaka living facility may lead to you needing their services)

Point being, "Cyberpunk 2020"'s healthcare system is better than America's.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago

Except it's not even private, it's funded by public taxes, which is EVEN WORSE THAN CYBERPUNK

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[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 123 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't they make enough money that they can pay their own security or set up their own hotline? Why does the citizens have to pay for it? Maybe their insurance can pay for it since it's a high risk job.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 74 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Watch Congress turn bodyguards into something you can get a tax break for, like they did for private jets under Trump's tax reform. In the end they'll find a way to make sure we pay for it, not them.

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 1 points 18 hours ago

Cool. Then the general public should be able to hire bodyguards for their kids in school for massive tax breaks.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin - An Accounting of the Victims of Brian Robert Thompson

If you want to actually look at things quantitatively. I ran the numbers, and by my math, Brian Robert Thompson was responsible for the deaths of 40,000 innocent American souls.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even by a conservative estimate, he was responsible for more deaths than the 9/11 terrorist attacks. And this figure includes only deaths, not the injuries, pain, suffering, and bankruptcies that resulted from his actions. When these are included, his victims likely number over a million.

[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

9/11 killed "only" 3000 people, didn't it? These figures are orders or magnitude higher.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

With each move, the elite prove that they think lowly of the common man.

[–] ton618@lemm.ee 88 points 2 days ago (2 children)

America on that any% speedrun to become Cyberpunk universe.. trauma team, anyone?

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Yeah fuck this, a special 911 enables the rich to snitch on the poor without any good reason, citing "threats". No specific class of people in a society should have special access to law enforcement.

But who am I kidding. When the SCOTUS ruled that the police protects property and not people, this was the next logical step: protect those with more property than others.

One more step towards a Cyberpunk dystopia. And one more step towards class consciousness, a general strike, and revolution, hopefully.

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We should normalise saying "just another healthcare denial shooting" like people say "just another gang rivalry shooting".

Giving them a special CEO hotline that normal folk can't use isn't going to make them more popular.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 days ago

When a school shooting occurs the cops wait outside for the kill count to rack up.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 84 points 2 days ago
[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago

"Hi yes I'd like to report that a CEO is about to make a decision that could hurt themselves or millions of others. Yes i would like to have them committed and watched for the minimum amount of time. Thank you for your help."

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm confused. Was there another CEO killed or harmed? Or was it still just the one? I mean, if CEOs were falling like flies in NY state, then I guess it would make sense to have a special hotline for a task force or something.

But if it's still a tiny number of CEOs, then something like this would be a giant waste of government resources.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

But if it’s still a tiny number of CEOs, then something like this would be a giant waste of government resources.

I think you underestimate how deeply those in power value a CEO vs any one of us.

Edited to add that every single detail about how this case has been handled proves that.

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If there's a news source I trust it's kenklippenstein.com

hey it's the guy that accidentally doxxed JD vance and got banned on twitter for it!

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 62 points 2 days ago

Satire is dead. Not enough CEOs have followed suit.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Simple solution: Don't murder them in New York.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

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