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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm, I'll eat that. But what's up with the messed up cutting angles? Like, so much attention to symmetry for the ingredients, but when cutting it they said fuckit?..

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The person who cut the pizza must have been a different person from the one who put the ingredients.

[–] sloppysol@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Onyxonblack@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm just upset those patties don't have a little char on them

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

They're cooked rare, they're supposed to be like that.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Fidget pizzer

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I tried making a cheeseburgurrito once. Only once I started assembling it did I realize it was just meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion. Basically a normal burrito. 🤦‍♂️

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ketchup and Mustard, tho? And Mayonaise and Dill Pickle slices.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where do they serve it? So I can make sure I never go there. Like, I know it's in Sweden, but they have so many pizza & burger places. Which one?

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

Looks like a pita to eat

[–] josefo@leminal.space 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In Argentina we call Hamburpizza to something that is basically a grounded meat disc, that's the diameter of a pizza, and the buns are two pizzas, usual burger fillings apply. Of course we cut it in triangles. It's not that good, but it's not the piece of crap the pic has.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"it's not that good" lmfao, that's perfect

They had the ingredients to make two good pizzas with ground beef and maybe bacon and onion topping, and instead they put it together and made it worse.

When the Nazis escaped to Argentina, they brought their crimes against humanity.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Proof that you can take two good things and combine them to make a disaster.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Id have to try it first. Looks pretty bad but i bet it tastes good!

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it's the 'i grabbed three whopper patties out of the waste bin at work' frozen cheese pizza special, with a bonus of a few tomato scraps and pickle slices.

[–] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Lol just chunk up the patties and you can very easily spread them over a pizza though.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Fill the area around the patties with chicken n ranch.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I would eat that.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Just spreading the ground beef around rather than keep it in the form of meat patties would've yielded something more pizza-like whilst using the exact same ingredients (though it would probably still be an excessive amount for a non-cheese topping).

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

Hamburger patties in cheese sauce on pizza dough? I would eat the fuck out of this

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Ugh, that’s disgusting. A pizza without sauce?

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago

there's sauce, it's a cheese sauce

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Plot twist: The sauce is ranch dressing. I've had a pizza like that before, it was absolutely awesome!

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

a pizza without tomato sauce iirc in italian terms is a pizza bianca.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Armenians actually have something like this and it's delicious

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Americans have something like this and it is too.

What's pictured is the last whisper of a fuck to give leaving someone's body.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Honestly, pineapple would be ideal for this. Plus, it looks dry so it'd help with that too.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

🤣 those are some McDonald's ass patties.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Still better than Hawaiian