Can I please be seated anywhere else
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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How's your family?
"What the fuck, dude."
Impossible. I’d never put myself in a situation where it’s possible to sit next to this asshole.
I would kindly ask him to shove a cactus up his ass :3
Nothing, because that's not elon and he wouldn't answer
"get out of my sun"
"Your bones will look the same as the homeless guy out front's"
Do you ever think about the consequences of what you do?
"Have you ever done something good that didn't have any benefit for yourself?"
The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.
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"I brought you a cup of hot novachuk tea."
You already know. You don't even have to ask. You know exactly what any one of us on this site would do to Elon Musk or Donald Trump behind closed doors, and you know without even thinking about it for a second.
...whatever it may be.
You wanna buy some art as a tax writeoff?
takes out sharpie and writes ,000,000 at the end of a $10 price tag.
Do you actually care about Trump, or do you want to ensure Tesla has no competition
How were Trumps McDonalds burgers? Like, are they better than what they feed the peasants?
"were you dropped as a baby or are you just removed?"