The alarm I use is part of an app to help you improve your sleep. Whenever I set the alarm, it tells me how long I have left to sleep, which exactly the opposite of helping me sleep better. Thanks app, I will now stay awake for the 3 hrs I had to sleep just letting the anxiety of needing to sleep as fast as possible stop me from sleeping.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm in Europe, so I guess I'm just gonna feel ill tomorrow.
1 Teams message to my boss gets me 2 days off with full pay (ow, my tummy aches), and there's not a goddamn thing in the world he can do about it.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What if he comes over to rub your belly?

[–] pmc@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

win win

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At this point just turn the alarm off and let all your worries melt away.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

... There may be some consequences to this decision.

[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Poor wolf thought he was an owl

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Smoke a fat dab and hit the sack again. Works for me at least

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Being high makes me stay awake with anxiety and it didn’t before but aaaaaaaaa

[–] shezznazz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but the next morning Is often rough

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

after weed? what am I missing here

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

After getting absolutely ripped, sleeping for 2 hours and then getting up for work? Yeah no thanks I'll pass

[–] shezznazz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Weed (atleast daily/heavy users) will lose be impacted by weed in terms of sleep both in dreaming and rem sleep. So you often wake up feeling shit, atleast that's how my experience is

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 8 points 1 week ago

How many seconds?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

Keeps on browsing anyway.

Hmmm... what am I doing right now.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Google needs to get rid of that shit on the alarm app.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That little text at the bottom ensures, for me anyway, that I've set the alarm properly.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Literally the best feature

[–] JasminIstMuede@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I just woke up from this alarm... I feel called out