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Found in the room of two soldiers who were just roommates

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 131 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You have smited the beast with teeth that go "FfFfFtTtt!"

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

What an eccentric performance.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—

[–] blibla@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

omg i gotta rewatch that movie

[–] Knossos@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Four shalt thou not count...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Five is right out!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 67 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bottom has no flared end. It will destroy someone’s ass with either use.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There was this famous website in the early days of the internet...

But then you're too young.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lemme stretch your awareness a sec.

It was part of a series.

I found it while drunk. Got sober real fast.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Reading the interview he gave about it was worse than the video

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

What are we talking about?

[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago

Makes a lot more sense now why they’re named after pomegranates.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago

The grenade pouch was invented over three hundred years later. Before that, a soldier carried only one into battle, along with his sword and shield.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Buttplug Hypothesis Discredited Say Archaeologists

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cooler than a jar