this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2024
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[โ€“] tourist@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yes

Never put your fentanyl in such a big syringe

It will fuck you up

[โ€“] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You're right! That little fentanyl will surely fuck you up, better get a bigger one, won't make you feel that bad

[โ€“] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

You're right

[โ€“] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this even a shitpost? ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Reject bad circle return to Good Trapezoid

[โ€“] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Real things that will fuck you up.

  1. Shrooms
  2. Weed brownies
  3. Mint julip ...

I can't think of any others right now Im really fucked up after this combination

Long island iced teas will do that too

[โ€“] Rusty@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 days ago

Carrying your grocery bags in one trip is materialistic and vaccines are bad addictions, got it.

[โ€“] alxju@lemmy.kde.social 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sourceforge.net Gitlab.com GitHub.cum

[โ€“] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

About what?

[โ€“] the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Good addictions, though? Set yourself up for success, get a few of those.

[โ€“] kriz@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

All my addictions are good!

[โ€“] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Take it from a 40yo man who recently pushed himself into borderline eating disorder territory chasing fitness goals... yeah dont take it to addiction territory.

If you do enough speed to develop and market a company before it kills you, then sell it for millions and go to rehab, did you fuck up?

[โ€“] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

For anyone who wants to watch a good movie and get some insight into your ego being your worst enemy should watch the Guy Ritchie movie "Revolver". Its one of my favorites.

[โ€“] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

What if I bad square instead?

[โ€“] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Slaaaaaayyyyy Queeen ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’… (or king or monarch or comrade)