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Thanksgiving with MAGA (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Joker@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 183 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

"Cant wait for Social Security to be abolished, these useless old people should just die and not waste our resources."

elderly relatives sitting nearby

(/s Lol, luckily I don't know anyone that voted trump, I mean I don't know what distant relatives voted for, but they're in another state so I don't care πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ)

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[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 125 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

"How do you deal with the fact that Trump will die of old age soon and you basically voted for J.D. Vance instead?"

[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 84 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

They don’t care, they like Vance too.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 67 points 4 weeks ago

They relate to his general unlikability and being a piece of shit person.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 54 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

They would vote for Kim Jong Un if they thought it would it would upset β€œlibruhls”.

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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That's literally why my several members of my family voted for Trump. They really don't like Trump (they voted for Nikki Haley in the primaries), but they really like Vance and hope he'll take over at some point.

I was blown away, because I was under the impression that Vance was fairly universally disliked. I immediately responded with some equivalent of "clearly we watch very different news."

[–] tty5@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, it's physically possible to like Vance? I was sure the dislike is on a genetic level like uncanny valley.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 103 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

You know what, I'm convinced.

Deport everyone with immigrant blood from America.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I think we should just deport everyone, no matter what. It'll be a nice little sanctuary after.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 49 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Bro's trying to deport the Indians on Thanksgiving πŸ’€

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago

Wouldn't be the first time.

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 12 points 4 weeks ago

Yellowstone+

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 weeks ago

Make America native again!

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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Hair transplants and testosterone supplements are gender affirming healthcare

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

So is removing breast tissue from teenage boys, give boys boobs back! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Viagra and toupes

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[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

You know, there's technically nothing stopping them from voting for Putin as Speaker of the House.

[–] BaldManGoomba@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Some mysterious falling out of windows later he could be president

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

What's mysterious about a tragic suicide?

[–] BaldManGoomba@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The convenience of it always happening to people who are harsh critics or in the way of putin. Just always to mysterious. That or standards for windows are terrible

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It would almost be worth it to watch him having to deal with all the MTGs he's put in congress

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 41 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was thinking about explaining that trump legalized trans weed last time he was president so why not go fully legal?

[–] bjornsno@lemm.ee 54 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 28 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Here’s the source

It’s truly amazing that orange man legalized weed in 2018.

You know for a goddamn fact that nobody in congress nor the orange man intended to do this.

Yet another example of old white men legislating on stuff they don’t understand but at least in this case it’s a win for us

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks, that was educational. I had incorrectly assumed they were all synthetics when I heard they were selling in dry states.

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I've tried to explain what delta 8 vs delta 9 is too many times so I'm trying to simplify it.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (8 children)

Weed isn't a single drug, it's a complex plant that contains many psychoactive compounds called cannabinoids. The best known and (probably) most intoxicating of these is what's commonly called THC, technically delta-9-THC, though over 100 others have been identified so far. Some of these are highly (pun intended) psychoactive while some appear, at least to the user, to be pharmacologically inert. Regardless, a hastily-written 2018 federal farm bill which was partially intended to legalize commercial hemp essentially legalized all of them including even tiny (<0.3%) concentrations of delta-9. That has allowed for a massive market of legal (in states which haven't since passed their own laws saying otherwise) weed. It's not the same weed sold by regulated recreational/medical dispensaries in legal states, though. Rather, these are the products you may have seen in gas stations and head shops, most of which contain at least some delta-8-THC, a compound that is very closely chemically related to delta-9. The key thing to understand, though, is that despite very similar chemical structures, two related drugs can vary substantially in terms of their potency and subjective effects.

I think that's about as simple as I know how to make it but I'll be over here spending my Thanksgiving evening in bed with my dogs and a bottle of wine if anyone has questions.

edited because grammar and ADHD are hard

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So like keeping sugar illegal but legalizing all the artificial sweetners.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Eh, kind of but not really. This is where it starts to get complicated and where I'm out of my chemical depth.

While (some) cannabis does contain at least trace amounts of many of these compounds, essentially all of the intoxicating cannabinoids produced other than (most of the) delta-9 are actually semi-synthetic, originating from hemp-extracted CBD. Now, as long as the product of the reaction (IIRC, isomerizarion involving heat and something like citric acid) is pure, the fact that it was synthetically produced does not in and of itself make that resulting compound unsafe. Where it gets hairy is the fact that even delta-9 remains poorly studied today thanks to over five decades of prohibition, and we have basically no idea what ingesting large quantities of any one of these 100+ minor (think something on the order of <1% in the average plant) cannabinoids is actually doing to our bodies.

The real issue, though, is that the lack of any regulatory oversight whatsoever allows shady, greedy distributors to cut an already dirt cheap product with even cheaper and potentially deadly chemicals like vitamin K. You'll likely hear a disproportionately loud amount of "delta-8 bad" talk (and I'm not trying to promote its use, either) but the most serious harm probably has less to do with the compound itself and more to do with such toxic adulterants. That said, scientifically studied or not, there are reputable and entirely legal sources for many of these substances, although they aren't necessarily gas stations.

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[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 39 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, I can get my moobs removed?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

You've already received a joke answer, so yes, breast reduction surgery for guys is a thing. And sometimes the doctor can convince some insurance companies to cover it. But ymmv, because USA.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago

Trump is going back to being a Democrat. I feel like I've been lied to, but you obviously saw it coming and was one step ahead of me all along. Well played.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 weeks ago

That's not what it says

the study found that cisgender males accounted for the vast majority of breast reductions, with 80% of surgeries among adults performed on cisgender men and 97% of surgeries among minors performed on cisgender male teens.

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/features/gender-affirming-surgeries-rarely-performed-on-transgender-youth/

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago

Can't wait to pay for my compulsory advertising on X.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Replied to a comment in this thread already but dropping this here for visibility

Orange man legalized weed on a federal level in 2018. Source here

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

It'll be really funny seeing people die from listeria after drinking listeria milk on purpose

Putting the CEO of a space ship company in charge of the government's space ship funding makes about as much sense as letting Congress vote on giving themselves raises

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard his AG has plans to send in the military to take away your guns! For your safety!

Heard about something about how his AG pick potentially making it so at least people must register their guns. No idea how true or if it's gonna happen, but I imagine that alone would be enough to make a lot of his voters super angry.

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago

everyone should save their grocery store receipts and compare them to similar purchases a few months from now

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