"Destroy him, my robots" from Impossible Mission on the C64.

It was the first videogame I ever heard talk. And full disclosure, 5 year old me, thought it said, "destroy him my-rin bolts". It wasn't until years later, my dad actually corrected me.

Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

"Guns guns guns" Brrrrrrr

Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.

Ich geh dann mal

“My words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!”

"This is not a warning. This is a sentence."

On explose d'abord ! Et on parle... après ! — Ziggs, League of Legends, French Voice

"Oh I know what the ladies like" "Move Move Move the core ain't paying you by the hour!" "see how they bait their trap?"

“It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean”

Also the part where you and Pierce are singing along to What I Got by Sublime near the beginning of Saints Row The Third

The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

You will soon have your God - and you will make it with your own hands.

• Morpheus from Deus Ex

We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in.

"Thanks for stopping by, come back again SooON." -Random vendor guy in the woods, Dungeon Siege

Jason? Jason? Jason? Jason? Etc..

Jason but they pronounce it "Jay Sohn."

Also "Holy shit, its snow white!" as they're being gunned down from the brush.

EDIT: oh and of course "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

"In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal." Also "There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again."

"I'm interested in one thing. Dark. You haven't the gift."

• Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2

He's such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.

"That was left-handed!"

NES "Pro Wrestling".

"A winner is you!"

Protect the pilot

"What can I say? It's just a toilet bowl."

From Runaway: A Road Adventure

"Somethin's Wrong with the G-Diffuser!"

"... I guess I should be Thankful..."

"Hey, what's the big Idea!?"

"Don't party just yet. It's time to try our new weapon"

"COCKY LITTLE FREAK"

"Somebody beat us here. it's all gone!"

"They're masterworks all, can't go wrong!"

"Gran Soren, the beating heart of all Gransys."

"Tis a port crystal ser, one can reach it with the use of a magic item."

"It hates fire!"

Back and forth... Back and forth... I'm beginning to feel like Sisyphus!

"I don't know if I'm good or evil. Stupid words, anyway... But I'm trying to be gentle to others and hard on myself. I know how to sympathize and not judge. I try to love whoever I touch. That's the only answer I have."

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