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How do I install anti-virus on my shoes? (programming.dev)
submitted 1 year ago by TechCodecPawx@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just tie them correctly and you don't need to worry about mal-wear.

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

The long term problem they will face is these will need to be rebooted on a regular basis.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they support a minimal boot OS?

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They only run in S-Mode.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The built-in Kicks Defender tends to be enough nowadays.

[–] jmd_akbar@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Now that's a combination of words I didn't expect to read in a sentence...

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 1 year ago

But instead you installed Microsoft?