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[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

DAMN HE GOT THE VOLCANO HEATER BLOCK!! ITS SOO LONG

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 6 points 6 hours ago

"Did your last boyfriend have a print volume this big? Yeah, didn't think so."

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

and the duel extruders have so much force!

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 4 hours ago

What's the deal with this graphic and why do I keep seeing it?

[–] mm_maybe@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The musical instrument thing is transitory and depends entirely on the instrument.

Pre-relationship; in a popular band playing a more traditional instrument like guitar with a bunch of also attractive people (or at least part of a cool local scene) = hot

In a relationship and/or solo bedroom producing any kind of electronic music and/or buying lots of synthesizers, drum machines or grooveboxes = not hot

Also note how low "clubbing" is on the least attractive list, so no, DJs and electronic musicians who perform live don't get a pass

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

If you have a banjo, it's straight up unattractive.

Source : I have a banjo.

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[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.

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[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 49 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I had 10/15 of these when I was single, and I was single for a very long time. That is how I had the time to learn all these hobbies/skills.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Right? Just the other day I was thinking about how many hobbies I dropped once I started seriously dating, and then later how many more when I had kids.

My guitar hasn't been touched in years. My books have gone unread. My 3D printer is getting a workout making organizational tools and little toys for the kids though lol

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 51 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 19 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

It’s that men don’t take a lot of pictures of themselves. Then they refuse to take any specifically for their dating profiles. Taking pictures specifically for a dating profile would show that they actually care about finding a person they would do other things specifically for.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Taking pictures specifically for a dating profile would show that they actually care about finding a person they would do other things specifically for.

This is a dead giveaway that you've never asked men why they don't take and share pictures of themselves. Most men in the anglosphere consider it vain and self-destructive to obsess over their looks. You can also see it in the way they buy clothes ("I'll take 5 pairs of the same pants, thanks"), the way they cut their hair ("just take an inch off and even it out"), and the way they present themselves, often with as few accessories and adornments as possible. Those they do have are utilitarian or deeply personal.

[–] valtia@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

that's exactly the point. taking a picture won't kill you, and it sets you apart from all of the other men who are so stubborn that they refuse

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[–] ObsidianNebula@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

I wonder if it is fishing itself that they don't like, or if it is the prevalence of fishing photos on dating sites. I know that a lot of guys post fishing photos on their profiles (probably because most men don't take many photos of themselves but will take photos with a nice catch), so maybe it just seems unoriginal or low effort. I'm honestly not sure, but my only point is that it may not be the hobby itself.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

I've heard it compared to the scene in Toy Story where they're trying to find the right Buzz Lightyear amongst all the identical clones.

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[–] noxy@yiffit.net 15 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder where "gay sex" ranks

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 141 points 14 hours ago (31 children)

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 78 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

"I'M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!"

Gets 'em so wet

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Also fails to mention mastery of nunchucks?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

What about my practicing the Art of the Blade™?

[–] gcheliotis@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

No one should undertake hobbies because they are attractive to someone else. Unless you want to join groups where you can meet people you’re attracted to, then the activity is just an excuse to mingle. But you are more likely to find a hobby rewarding if you are genuinely interested in it, no matter what others think.

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 176 points 15 hours ago (10 children)

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

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[–] Pretty_Critter@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

More accurately, top 15 lesbian hobbies

[–] zante@slrpnk.net 152 points 15 hours ago (8 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 32 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I’m not into guys but as a woman I’m surprised blacksmithing isn’t higher. How am I supposed to be your knight in shining armor if you can’t make me some shining armor?

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[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 37 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Getting high and playing video games?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 29 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (24 children)

Pretty sure those made the other list for least attractive

Edit: the other chart

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

...11% of women find men who watch pornography attractive?

12% of women find men who argue online attractive?

23% of women are into cryptobros??

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

A lot of cryptobros claim to have gotten rich, or seem likely to be flashing their money around. If someone is throwing money around, why not be somewhere you can catch some

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