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    this is beautiful. I don't drink coffee, but "I don't need anything more" is my life ethos from everything to my IDE to the wooden backed kitchen chair I game on.

    [–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 23 hours ago

    Welp!
    No Linux for me I guess.

    [–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    lol I use that coffee machine and been using debian for years

    [–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

    Same. This picture is surprisingly accurate.

    Haha accurate, NixOS is missing.

    I'm using a Cafelat Robot.

    [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

    OpenSUSE Tumbleweed user here...

    I'm gonna claim "the coldbrew" for us, because it's always refreshing, chill, and in constant rotation. It might take a little longer to brew, but that's so it doesn't destabilize your entire system. Ahh...so smooth. :)

    (I dunno if this analogy holds up but hey I'm taking a shot lol)

    [–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?

    [–] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 2 points 9 hours ago

    Ubuntu Pro?

    Linux Mint maybe? Or Android?

    [–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

    Expensive just for something like coffee: Mac

    [–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

    I'd say that is a Nescafé for Mac users

    [–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

    I got it used for 50€ from a lady who had like 7 parrots just roaming around her 1-room apartment.

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    [–] marius@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

    No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.

    [–] snf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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    [–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Arch user and I don’t own a mug (it was bloat)

    [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    "I just get it straight from upstream" (Munches beans to build the coffee internally from source)

    [–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Debian user here, something wrong with getting the maximum lifespan you can out of devices and keeping them out of landfills?

    Before I upgraded last year, I was still using an i7 from 2010 with 8GB RAM and a 1 TB mechanical spinning drive. I jumped to a 12 core socket AM5 Ryzen 9 with 64GB RAM and a 4TB SSD. When I upgrade, I do it all at once and make sure it can last and actually do use the machine for a decade or more. The one before the i7 (which is now a hand-me-down Minecraft box for my kid) was an Athlon XP from 2002 (still got that one in the basement, any retro collectors wanna clean it out for me? Case comes with big Quake and Nine Inch Nails logo stickers on the front applied by yours truly in my edgier days lol). In the span of 30 years I will have owned exactly three daily driver PCs.

    I am totally this meme. My vehicles seem to follow the same pattern as well. Jumping from a tape deck to a touchscreen was fun.

    [–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

    ... getting the maximum lifespan you can out of devices and keeping them out of landfills.

    debian sid checking in.

    The ultimate coffee device for max lifespan is vietnamese phin filter. $10, will never break.

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    [–] mundane@feddit.nu 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    From a sample size of 1 (me) PopOS users prepare their coffee with an Aeropress.

    [–] ForgotAboutDre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

    Pop OS is the same machine as the Ubuntu but with RGB.

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    [–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    If this holds up, then mint users are rocking a thirty year old one cup drip machine that only has one button, and only makes one regular mug at a time.

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    [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I enjoy the memes, but I'm embarrassed to admit I actually don't know what the difference between linux distros are.

    [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    but I'm embarrassed to admit I actually don't know what the difference between linux distros are.

    I think you're courageous to admit it in spite of feeling embarrassed, and I admire that.

    If we all ask and share without ego, the world gets just a little bit better. :)

    [–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    The software philosophy of the maintainers and their choice of packages and design.

    A simple but important difference: the package-manager: apt, dnf or pacman (there is more but let's bring it down to these three).

    Another one is security: apparmor or selinux

    The last one are preferred and preinstalled Desktop-Environments.

    And if you want to keep it simple, just be based on another distro and let them do the hard work.

    Everyone can start their own distro. Manage some packages together, choose for example: Based on Arch, pacman, selinux and hyprland-wm and name it hypearch. Et voila!

    [–] koncertejo@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)
    [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

    Hey y'all, this one is an Apple user!

    ...but that's a good thing because Apple is certified UNIX.

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    [–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

    Where's the AeroPress fit in? CentOS maybe?

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    [–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Debian user here. Checks out.

    Though I use Windows (and Debian WSL) as desktop daily. The fact that I mostly drink instant coffee is possibly related.

    [–] porl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

    I think Windows === Instant Coffee is perfect here

    [–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago (7 children)

    What about people who prefer tea?

    [–] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

    Hannah Montana Linux

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    [–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    I like a Moka pot. Where do I fit?

    [–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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    [–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (7 children)

    Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?

    [–] pbsds@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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    [–] rwdf@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
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    [–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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    [–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    As a Ubuntu user, I would never touch a kureig or whatever the hell it is. Those pod things are beyond stupid and you end up needing 2 for a normal sized coffee. Font forget the absurd cost for extra garbage.

    [–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

    Sounds like a great metaphor for Snaps, TBH.

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