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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Nobody gave the AI a time limit.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where do I get one blue grain of rice

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With wheat a blue/purple grain means there is mold in it and when you eat it you will start to heavily hallucinate.... After which you would die. There are stories of crazy people in the dark ages, turning bad on the streets before they died. Turned out they ate wheat with this spore in it.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago

Rye, not wheat.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You have mold on the on the top right, and you burned some.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ah shit, what's why it tasted so weird

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 21 hours ago

In some cases, enough not only for the guy eating it, but also for multiple people taking a bath in a nearby pond, about to come to your little house to eat free food in a while.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

We other humans usually eat 2-3 grains depending if the queen knows what's she's in the mood for.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago

It's king now, and most of the world is proudly independent.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

So you need rice that's dried out.
You soak it in water, to prevent it from drying out.
You rinse it to prevent clumping.
And you fry each grain seperately, cause it'll clump anyway.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh i thought you were writing lyrics

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

This is how the robots take over. They're going to make us all busy frying individual rice grains.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll assume they're talking about breaking up clumps instead of the thing a serial killer would do and then just phrased it poorly.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

What they mean does not matter.

It literally says each grain of rice,.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What they mean does not matter.

Nearly every internet comment section for the last thirty years summed up in one line.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also the vast majority of human communication, which is so full of implications instead of stating things directly to determine who is part of their in group or to avoid conflict that people have a hard time just being clear and concise when they really should be.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I agree - there's some large accesibility-like issues with communication, which causes issues for people where it isn't their first language, the neurodiverse, or in safety critical applications. The /s is a fine early example of that.

That said, if everyone stuck to basic facts and focussed on clarity rather than content, the world would be a mega boring place.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That said, if everyone stuck to basic facts and focussed on clarity rather than content, the world would be a mega boring place.

I'm just saying they should be more clear about the content in situations where clarity is necessary. It isn't like science is boring because the communication about black holes and nuclear explosions is clear and direct in those settings. Science is the best example of blending clarity where it is needed and humor/sarcasm/throwing shade for fun when clarity isn't as important.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_famous_people_(born_1950%E2%80%93present)

Which would be a poor but not completely unreasonable way to describe what happens when you squish a clump to split it into individual grains so the oil can cook it evenly instead of making an oily white rice ball that has a fried outer surface.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 24 points 2 days ago

Take frozen fish sticks out of the packaging and fry for 5-7 minutes from all sides.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] trespasser69@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Google AI sucks. Recomending you put 1/8 cup glue on pizza which turns out the result was from 11y old Reddit comment by u/fucksmith

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"out and becoming hard"?

Ok, but I don't see how this improves the rice.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Well I got that step right

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

this seems reasonable to me. how many pieces of rice are you guys trying to fry at a time? you really don’t need more than 30 to fill up a spoon.

[–] Player2@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I haven't heard of rinsing and soaking leftover cooked rice before

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you telling me you're questioning an AI that has no concept of hunger or taste or what cooking is on a matter of cooking?

[–] Player2@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Just thought it was interesting to only circle the bottom absurdity 🤷

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 21 hours ago

I'd say, OP circled the one that was correct.

  • The first and second points would have been correct if not in the wrong order.
  • You don't use Basmati rice if you are making it specially for fried rice.
  • Yes, you separate each grain of rice and fry them as evenly as possible.
    • How? By declaring martial law in the Wok and beating down any clump formations until they surrender and go their separate ways, making it easier to fry them evenly by tossing them around.

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[–] MurderCapitalism@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes, this bs: Gemini makes OCD even much worse.