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That’s some delicious existential horror right there!

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 137 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is the Skyrim of humor

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (6 children)

What if I want to be awake for it?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago

If they wanted consent they would just ask.

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, what? A gregtech instance?

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 2 days ago

My name is gregor, I like to do tech stuff, I am from the EU and I did not check whether something named "gregtech" exists before registering my domain name.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

don't ask questions if you can't fap to the answers.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago

That's why you're still a virgin.

[–] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

That explains everyone who was never here

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Hey. That bug's name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nah they'll just label him as schizophrenic and put him on some antipsychotic drugs.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Pointing out the alien color palette looks like it changed 3 times

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Can't be, my friend did that all the time and I'm the one being frustrated? 🤔

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I don't think this is real. Not because it's a crazy scenario, but because the aliens would definitely make a better simulation.

Frankly all i wanna do is escape this reality, so

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago

I always hate it when that happens

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 70 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

My name's Eddie, I like Spaghetti

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The location of the tear in panel 3 and 4 relative to the protagonist’s body prevent me from fully enjoying this piece

[–] wolfshadowheart@leminal.space 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The tear is the fabric of reality, not the beer bottle. You remove the bottle, the tear is still there.

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

The problem boobies is referring to is the fact that the tear's shape should be horizontally flipped when seen from the other side, but it's just sorta scaled up in the comic.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Maybe you are seeing through the simulation yourself, and are actually taking part in weird alien sex. Makes you think..

[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That and the color change of lobster’s shirt

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 27 points 3 days ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

ignorance is bliss

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

I'll have what he's having!