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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, I've got good news. Mars is unlikely to ever encounter Uranus.

[–] mc900ftJesus@lemy.lol 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No one is ever likely to encounter my anus.

[–] krakenfury@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

When you turn 45, you will meet anus to scope to proctologist.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

God of War, planning a solar coup.

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Idk, I get the feeling mars wants to meet just your ass in particular.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It saw what we did to earth, and knows we'd like to do the same on Mars.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't wanna meet Neptune