this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

cheese, steak.

I don't see what's missing /s

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

It's missing the philly.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Doesn't look to bad tbh. Not restaurant food, but a good midweek lunch.

Am I insane?

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Honestly I think if you tossed this whole thing in a frying pan and cooked it up like grilled cheese it would improve by several orders of magnitude.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 5 days ago

Nah, only thing I'd change is the bread.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Those peppers look raw, onions a bit too, but otherwise an alright sandwich to me.

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

The onion looks like it started to caramelize, maybe more salt on it to let it sweat before cooking. And the pepper has a lil bit of char on it. Good effort, 6/10.

[–] Wolfizen@pawb.social 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Where is the hoagie??? It's a food crime but its your food so you get a pardon.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think you might be shot if you attempted to serve this in Philly

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

And you'd honestly deserve it

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

The reverse of Americans posing full English breakfasts

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How was it?
I would have toasted the bread a little bit. It looks good though!

Yea change that bread up and it’s no longer half bad looking.

Steak is way too thick and chewy. Either overcooked and / or used the wrong cut.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Something is seriously wrong with that steak, was it frozen when you started cooking it? Did you just chuck it in the pan and then turn on the heat? Is it microwaves? I would say it's over cooked based on the inside but then there should be some caramelisation on the outside.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

I think you nailed it, this sandwich has to have been completely microwaved from scratch

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Have you never boiled your steak? It's delicious, and you get free steak water.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I .. am sceptical .. and don't want to risk good meat in finding out

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Free steak water does sound good though

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

stock cubes or bovril are probably easier ways to get meat water

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

This is free steak water tho

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It could've been cooked before being cut.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago

It was cooked too long if that's the case, also how many of these abominations is this person making, also what maniac doesn't sear a steak after slicing it off a slow cooked fillet?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago
[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago

This is obviously a jedi mind trick

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 5 days ago

I will fight you.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Did AI make this?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Is that actual filly cheese and filly steak?