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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I swear this show is just preparing people for "Oww my balls!"

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

The last two must be

  • structural abuse
  • pedicide
[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 38 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Is no one else gonna do it? Alright, guess I'm it.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??"

audience erupts into laughter

Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy...

one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says...

the board shows 100 for "penis"

Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

that's the actual script from every episode

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

What a way to start the day

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Do farmers slap cow asses?

[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Family feud is just a survey of 100 people so it's not important whether or not they actually slap a cows ass but more how prominent that idea is in people's heads. I've definitely seen it done in the media, mostly cartoons, but I wouldn't want to do that to a cow in the real world.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Not just farmers

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 12 hours ago

When trying to get them to move sometimes, but I'm not sure what else this might refer to. I mostly just watch youtube videos of people doing pasture-raised beef and the occasional hoof-trimming videos, so I'm not sure.

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My impression of modern Family Feud is that they just ask bait questions that intentionally elicit suggestive/gross answers just so Steve Harvey can pretend to have a conniption whenever a contestant guesses one of those answers and gets it right.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

These day time game shows used to be so mild and the kind of thing my grandpa would watch. Now daytime shows are just as trashy as Jerry Springer was back in the day

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

There was an old maybe 70s or 80s game show with couples. Like the newlywed or match maker games. I remember a "what's the strangest place you made whoopie?" And the lady was like "umm in the butt."

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, used to enjoy the show, but can't stand it since Harvey took hold. Nothing (much) against the guy, but the schtick quickly grew extremely old - you've seen one ep, you've seen 'em all. But I guess I'm too old to be the target demographic anymore.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago) (1 children)

you should have some things against the guy. he's a terrible person.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't pay him enough attention to know, but I did say that I didn't have much against him. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's a far worse person than I care to know, all things considered. Unfortunately, there's WAY too many of them to keep track of nowadays - my brain's already past capacity at this point.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

i know, I just wanted to remind people that being annoying or whatever isn't his worst quality. he's a very misogynistic guy, says shit about women that you wouldn't expect to hear in this century, or maybe even the last, at least openly. but good for him, the country belongs to his kind now.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Bait questions are not new to the show or the genre

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 12 hours ago

AI doesn't always result in offspring, but it's still AI if the effort is made. That farmer should prepare for effort to be made.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cows are boys and sheep are girls. Everybody knows this

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

They give birth to goats, that's why we call them kids.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

You've got to admit he would really hate a cow to do that to him

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Step by step on how a minotaur is made.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago

How about the bull?