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Me as a database administrator when someone asks what my job is (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 2 weeks ago by pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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[–] iii@mander.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why don't you just use excel for that

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bold of you to assume I'm not already.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

DBAs: "Tables, mirrors, dumps, joins, unions...oh and if I really care about it, replication. I try to avoid surprise drops and injections though."

People: "My god! What sort of drug infested brothel do you work in?!"

[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But…what is your job?

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

JUST TABLES

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Robert?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

They're so dirty!