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Me as a database administrator when someone asks what my job is (discuss.tchncs.de)
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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

DBAs: "Tables, mirrors, dumps, joins, unions...oh and if I really care about it, replication. I try to avoid surprise drops and injections though."

People: "My god! What sort of drug infested brothel do you work in?!"