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Normal people: Biden being silly for the kids at an event.
Conservatives: Biden, running critically low on adrenochromes at a White House event, goes full mask off and attempts to bite a baby in the full view of the public to get at the nourishing blood supply in it's youthful veins before the foul necromancy that binds him to this mortal coil wanes and the shell that houses his damned soul is reduced to the dust of aeons gone by.
Americans can turn anything into a controversy, well anything except a convicted rapist vocally announcing his plans to start mass killing civilians using the army.
Honestly, I don't care anymore. Next week nobody will remember, and they'll find another random thing to yell about.
I really hope that's true. As it stands I may have to flee the country if i don't want to be dragged into the street and executed simply for existing.
Over my dead body friend...you are staying here and we are all fixing this country. No joke, no exaggeration, the union did it once we can do it again.
Family is safely outside, but man you are right about the union fixing this once.
Our fault for not finishing the job.
How have we arrived in a world where a grandpa can't tell a corny grandpa joke anymore.
Next you're going to term me that pretending to take your kids nose is akin to threatening torture under the Geneva convention...
People: "That baby is so cute, I could just eat them up!"
Conservatives:
"Look how disgusting Biden is behaving!!!" "Yeah, I can't imagine anything worse."
Can't believe such a cute innocent moment is being spun to make biden seem like a devil. The baby was actually laughing due to the foolery of Biden. We all do stupid things to make babies laugh and that is what Biden did.
It's been such a steady stream of scary shit coming out about the horse they are backing that they have to manufacture something.
YOU FOOL! He's going to think you are a peach now, RUN!
Don't you kink shame me!
I KNEW IT!!! This explains why you never see his reflection in a mirror!
You never see Joe Biden and Dracula in the same room together 🤔
Yeah! Grandpa stuff!
I've done just that with my cousin's a year old 🤷
His bite is like a vampire's- those kids are about to become 80 year old politicians!
I bite my baby even when he's not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!
What I wanna know is did he make the myum myum myum cookie monster voice when he did it? this could be the October surprise Republicans dream for if he didn't say "myum myum cookies" while biting the babies
Joe is hungry for human flesh!
All in the phrasing. Could've also said "nibbles" or something.
No. Joe Biden MAWLS KIDS at SATANIC EVENT! More at 11.
I know right. The pen is mightier than the sword.
I should call it what it is, bugshit-brained dementia-ridden ignorant conservative stupidity, but that would be fantastically redundant.