I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.
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The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Please understand how small an elevator is, and how big fireball is. Your party is begging you.
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Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn't want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.
I feel awkward being in public without interaction. It's like my brain goes into overdrive, trying to predict a sudden interaction incoming like a quick time event
I'd comment on something slightly more relevant than the weather, because the conversation can then fade to comfortable silence (for me at least) knowing no more conversation is likely, or I'd do what I always do when someone engages - everyone has something interesting about them, I'll throw the conversation in random directions until I find a topic worth speaking about
Considering it's only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I'm probably screaming
The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn't work
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Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I'd ask to see your visitor's badge and inform you civilians aren't allowed here unescorted.
She IS the escort.
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I wouldn't say anything because some women find elevator pickup attempts intimidating.
Tbf women say they find just interacting with men at all intimidating, see: Bears. I just don't talk to anyone anymore tbh.
I'm gonna die alone with my cats, but at least I won't be called creepy for asking a woman out for coffee!
Use the apps
No, privacy nightmare.
Don't trust what the loud voices say.
Many, if not most, women are normal humans like you, looking for interaction like you.
Women won't let men leave until they've squashed a bug that's 20 feet away from them. The bear thing was always bullshit.
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Just follow the good old rules of 1 and 2.
It's not hard
Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like...
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Lady in red. It's a simulation, no experiment is going to show anything worthwhile.
"Look again."
looks
"Fuck, I wish you'd stop doing that, Morpheus."
Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.
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Nothing because I'm taking the stairs
Second 1: introduce myself
Second 2: Andrew Tate pose
Second 3: obtain phone number
Second 4: go on date
Second 5: head home with them
Second 6: get touchy
Second 7: undress
Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.
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Get in the lift.
Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.
Sharpie my number across her tits and give her "double-guns" on the way out
Nothing and just awkwardly stare on the floor or wall, like with anyone else.
"Nice uhh, b-leather we're having, uh."
cry, drop my spaghetti and run out
Nothing, I don't like small talk with strangers.
Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video.... For research.
If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?
A hotdog is not a sandwich.
If you serve bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a plate, you do not call that a sandwich.
But if you serve a hotdog without a bun, you still call it a hotdog.
QED.
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I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.
You don't have the proper PPE for the radiologically controlled area.
"I can be done in 7."
Omg girl, you look amazing in that dress. I'm so jealous. Be safe girl and remember to cover your drink.
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Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob... What have you done to them?
Tip my fedora and say M'Lady
I would glance at boobs when entering and glance at butt when leaving, that's about all I've got time & tolerance for ....
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I don't understand. What's a uniform gravitational field and why does being inside one feels like standing in an accelerating elevator?
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