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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 57 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The Catholic Church has a new mascot.

It's a small child.

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago

"How do we distract from all the child molestation?"

"Loli mascot?"

"Genius, go out and buy a 3d printer so I can get my hands on her ASAP!"

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Looks kinda like that Chickpea comic.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

it looks like if raincoats were hijabs...

Who are they trying to appeal to with this, are they launching a vatican sponsored cocomelon clone?

[–] VerdantSporeSeasoning@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago

Designed by tokidoki 😑 what even is this timeline.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The dog shit on their boots is a nice touch.

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 2 points 1 hour ago

I just had a realization based on your comment; Their boots are dirty because they are walking through a world of shit. That is a core tenant of Christianity. They get to cop out on trying to make anything better by just saying "oh well, the world is shitty, get believers to make god daddy happy and then die." That lines up with Trump's thematic message of America being some over run, crime infested wasteland. It is the hook by which Trump catches the Christians.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Maybe they are trying to expaind theor Japanese market

[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If there is an internet rule for every character there is a religion swapped version of that character, I'd like to see Pagan/Wicca versions of them like they have moved out of the bible belt (especially Texas) and into a mostly blue state where they can preserve their freedom of religion from certain religious nutjobs.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Make one with a gunstaff that's still in Texas plz

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

hurr durr austin.

turn that shit blue then we'll talk

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 43 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Already trained image LORAs https://civitai.com/models/899944/luce-vatican-mascot

Images hidden due to mature content settings

mother fuckers

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I can't be sure this was the primary use-case that the AI inventors envisioned, but it's hard to argue that it's not successful at this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Guys are always ready to work. r63 next?

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

There is already, in the r34 link above.... Ruleception

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] uis@lemm.ee 11 points 11 hours ago

"for every character there is a gender swapped version of that character"

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago

If a male version of a character exists, there's a female version that someone has made.

Idk what it has to do with the Catholic Waifu though.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago

yeah thats gonna clean up their image

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 73 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Numbers are down, release the waifu! Common business strategy with ancient roots.

Samsung Sam corporate comic

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 10 hours ago

I'd say the mascot is clearly a child, but the Catholic Church...

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Really surprising it isn't a teenage boy.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 39 points 17 hours ago

Something something "the power of god and anime on my side"

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 43 points 18 hours ago (3 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago

"Luz" is an incredibly common name in Spanish speaking countries. It means light. "Luce" means light in Italian, but seems to be less common as a name. Lucifer means "Light-bringer", and the myth of the light-bringer is much, much older than Christianity.

Old religions thought things in the sky were gods. Venus orbits closer to the sun than the Earth, which means light reflecting from it is extremely bright, but that light is only visible near sunrise and sunset. During the rest of the day the brightness of the sun overwhelms the reflected light from Venus, and during the rest of the night it's not visible because it's near the sun, so it's behind the earth. So, old religions talked about the brightest "god" in the sky, who disappeared when it got too bright or too dark. That led to the myth of the god who tried to be the brightest light and was cast down. That, of course, led to Satan, A.K.A. Lucifer.

I guess the Catholic church was giving its followers too much credit in their understanding of words.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Yes; "Luce" is Italian for "Light' and "Lucifer" is Latin for "light bearer". They are cognates.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago

So whoever carries that anime figure is literally Luciferian.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I thought they spoke Latin in the Vatican, aren't they Latino? Otherwise how do we get such classical Christian idioms like "Romanes eunt domus"?

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Italian is a direct descendant of Latin (along with nearly every other Western language)

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

There's Italian, Spanish, French, Portuguese...there are more Germanic-derived ones than Latin-derived, aren't there?

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Romanian, Catalan, Sicilian, Galician, Venetian, probably a number of other dialects, are also Latin descendants.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd have to get a list of every country considered "western" and then figure out how many have predominantly Latin-derived and Germanic-derived languages. Too much work. "Nearly every" one of them would most certainly not be Latin-derived, though.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Thankfully there’s an entire field of linguistics that’s already done the work. Quick Google search shows 22 Latin descendant languages, and 24 Germanic descendant languages. So slightly more, yeah.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, my google-fu wasn't up to the task. That's about what I was expecting.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Just blame AI, that's what's been working for me

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

It has made finding actually useful information harder nowadays, but I'll still accept the blame for this one.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I was thinking like... English.
Sure, it's got German and French and Greek and just a mess of everything, but there's a lot of Latin in there.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

English is a Germanic language that has had significant Latin and French (which added more Latin) injected into it over the years. It has to be the most mongrel widespread language in existence, which is probably why it's such a mess when it comes to spelling. Still, it also has a lot of flexibility and word choices because of it.

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago

Finally the Catholics have discovered religion!

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 18 hours ago

Luce will also represent the Holy See at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.

I love this sentence so much.

[–] loopy@lemm.ee 38 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is the onion-ness we all deserve

[–] XMRFrbgNBwQC6Hkd@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Ahh now I get all the R34 jokes on reddit or/memes today

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