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The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot (nichegamer.com)

submitted 1 day ago by 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are they running so low on young people to molest they've resulted to youthful dolls?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pope played Elden Ring and fell head over heels for Ranni

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Look, she had 4 arms, a body to kill for, and had a way of getting in your head

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 3 points 22 hours ago

She's no Goldmask though. I want to get me a man that can T-pose on reality until he figures out how to prove god wrong

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Several ways.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are useful for luring new victims back to the rectory.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

"Hey little girl, would you like to come to my office to read from the old testicles?"