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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

digging into wallet ... Wait! ... who's butt? Yours or mine? ... eh shrug ... continues digging into wallet

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hopefully there are still buts though?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No yiffs, glans, or butts.

... i just myself really uncomfortable for a pun.

Bake him away, toys

[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha vandalizing someones property when they're in an unstable living situation, lol this is so funny.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What makes you think they didn't do this themselves?

They are just advertising their business.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, an ex of mine told me the story of a "friend", who put a tent up on a festival with a sign reading "long haired men fuck for free"

There was a fucking line outside the tent

So yeah, why not, if it's consensual.
Still, the hygienics are probably questionable...

[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 2 weeks ago

Name one person prostituting for $5 that is in a stable living situation.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Free STD with every purchase!

The old Subway jingle is now playing in my head.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Toilet paper? Is the 5 monies for a single roll or for a complete pack?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

[–] SeanBrently@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

What's our secret? Low overhead! And we pass the savings on to you, our valued customer!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

I hope they spend their butt money on grammar school 'cause they put the dollar sign after the amount

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

The orange tent is like the butt stuff version of a blue light special!

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)