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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!

[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They made a quick Gouda way

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

Even if it becomes a crime brie.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't think they heard you, they already got a whey.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

If they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Totally missed opportunity.

"In The Cheesiest Caper of 2024...."

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

They raided a dispensary a few hours before this

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

hijacking a truck full of crackers

They'll never catch me!

What exactly does one do with 22 tonnes of stolen cheese?

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 16 points 5 days ago

crimes in Skyrim be like

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

My associate, Pinky and I are here to inspect your luxurious and delicious cheeses to make sure they are up to code.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.

But you can't give in to intrusive thoughts, people.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Hide the Cougar Gold!

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

This is absolutely the kind of crime I want to commit when I'm 83.

[–] seth@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

At those prices, they've gotten a taste of their own medicine. Highway robbery.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Uh.

Does anyone currently know James May's whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?

[–] Superfool@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How did they steal it, you may ask?

Caerphilly.

I'll see myself out.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Very gouda. You deserve a rind of applause for that one.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 3 points 4 days ago
[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Big pimpin spendin cheese.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s not easy bein’ cheesy

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Nacho place to judge difficulty.