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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!

[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

Even if it becomes a crime brie.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't think they heard you, they already got a whey.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

If they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.