It's pretty crumbly but honestly haggis probably has one of the most undeserved bad reputations out of any food. The 5-6 times I've tried it it's always tasted great. They went to extra trouble to make this plate look like shit for the memes.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s intestines. I’ve had it. You think it’s gonna be yknow, ok, you think oh I’ll just brave it, but… it’s foul.

Some food is only around because people were starving so you’d eat anything no matter what, you wouldn’t waste anything. Those foods somehow got canonized, hooray tradition 🤮

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You've just had some shite haggis then.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Colon story bro

[–] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Were you just baiting out a comment to reply with this joke

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

only the thing on the left is mash, the thing on the right is haggis

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 weeks ago

The haggis is on the right. I had it with taters and neeps (turnips) at a pub in Scotland. Was a bit turned off until I took my first bite and, wow... it was delicious

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Why is the mash brown? And why does it look too gloopy? I have a theory that this lunatic has mixed gravy directly into the mash.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mmm, I sure do love food that looks pre-digested.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How come this is not in the !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca ShittyFoodPorn community?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Wanted to blind more people

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

With lemonade?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

More like a candle to drink.