this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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Edit: I've noticed some folks aren't taking this poll very seriously

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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What in the name of all that is holy, in the vast cosmos of incomprehensible decisions, could have possibly possessed you to smear the vile, unspeakable horror that is dookie and peepee all over your once-pristine teeth? Have you, in an unprecedented act of lunacy, chosen to abandon every shred of reason and logic left in this universe? And to solve this grotesque catastrophe, of all the myriad possible solutions, you chose—nay, boldly dared—to consume the wretched pink soap, the very embodiment of cleansing torment? Truly, this is a masterstroke of madness!

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

You didn't even answer the poll

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I need something that's going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I'm in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn't have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thank you for your important and nuanced contribution to the discussion. Please accept this sandwich pic as a token of gratitude

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Thank YOU. This is the MOST VILE SPECIMEN I have ever been visually assaulted with.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro is that a toilet cos I'm hungry

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ceci n'est pas une toilette

I generated it with flux, so it's more a concept of a toilet

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If this bathroom has high water pressure I'll use the multi use toilet/eyewash station to cleanse my eyeballs from the horrors of this post.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll put you down as a vote for Despacito, then?

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They have some valid points. Less the stool eating part and more the discrepancy of look and smell of the soap..

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nobody's eating it- it just gets between the teeth sometimes

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

TIL: I'm nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you previously tried to nibble a fish for comparison? Are we talking live or cooked?

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I cannot answer that question without crying

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Seek therapy 😂

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I want to eat it so badly