This fuckin guy has me dying 🤣
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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I cant tell if he is about to sneeze, shat his pants, is having a stroke, or all three at once.
Korean Forest Whitaker.
Well that's ironic, cause dear leader has HIM dying!
One medal for each time he kissed deer leader's ass.
Each officer is required to wear 15 pieces of flair minimum.
Tinsel foil isn't magnetic though.
I think that's the joke hahaha
Why do they all look like stroke victims??
Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
Why do they all look like stroke victims??
I think this is AI slop. Reverse image searching leads here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQrbjDzP6o and the top comment is even the lemmy OPs joke.
I fucking hope it's AI lol, it looks like a theme party in a retirement community.
God damn it I'm so done with this world
North Korean medals are for years of service without being sent to labor camps by dear leader. They’re like Xbox achievements and get progressively harder as time goes on.
Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
Valor in battle
Sharing skills and experience with junior officers.
Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
Cheese making. It's not credible because they have never seen milk, let alone cheese!
This is false, generals are raised on Kim's breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.
I'm sorry, I forgot about the Dear Leader's nipple cheese
ummm...
That is not a phrase I expected to type today
Also it's my new band name
Platemail.
Also, what are the medals for?
Being on the same team as the great dear leader, who obviously always won every game ever
Magnets dont work on tin...
You don't have a neutron star lying around for these occasions?
If we took away the officers we would at least give the soldiers a fighting chance, under equipped and trained as they doubtless are.
Entrati looking mfers
Its the sequel to Warframe: 1999, Warframe: North Korea.
Immortan Joe had less swag on his armor than these guys! Do they worry that they'll get too many and not be able to wear them all, and disrespect Dear Leader?
Or collapse under the shear weight of them?
Unless they are all plastic...
Sheer
Or can use them as pellets against enemies thus saving some ammunitions for the country.
What could these awards really be for though?
In North Korea, it is tradition to wear your father's and grandfather's honors in addition to your own. This means someone whose familty has had a long military tradition would accumulate quite the display.
Oh wow that's interesting, I'm radically ambivalent on this one
If there's one thing that says socialist paradise it's hereditary positions and honors
I can never tell if people are telling the truth or bullshitting...
In fairness, that's the same thing I've heard since the mid 2000s. So if it's bullshit, it's long-running bullshit. Like the eating spiders in your sleep thing
Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Spiders Georg likes to gorge on spiders.
In NCD, does it matter?
It would make sense, since eastern asia has the focus more on family vs. individual.
Nothing.
These men all look like pieces of fruit left out in a hot, dry climate.
The north Koreans are so poor all the medals are probably steel.
Tin
Is it tradition to create medals that look like a child designed and stamped them out?
They're just foil from chocolate coins. Kim ate all the chocolate, of course
