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[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE POTATO MASHA!

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

I simply don't put these in a drawer.

[–] CartographerOne@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

For me it’s the bakery gloves

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago

Literally had this 15 mins ago

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 11 points 1 day ago

Forgot the upside down spatula.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 5 points 22 hours ago

Anoia is on Mastodon.

Rattle those drawers and praise her.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

PRAISE ANOIA!

Oh merciful Anoia, guard our kitchens and protect our drawers!

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Because eventually you'll break it lose one of the cups and then have 3 incomplete sets that will hopefully provide a full set between them.

Because having one means you have to wash that pile of dishes at the bottom of the sink.

[–] zarlin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Incandemon@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

rattle rattle

[–] bratorange@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

If it wasn’t so true

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

it got in it can get out

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

The hard way. Use the egg beaters (aka hand mixer) instead.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Human agony and self torture

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Not just A potato masher, its THE potato masher. If you dont have that thick af metal wire one you have an inferior potato masher.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The opposite of true unless you're looking for chunky or over beaten potatoes. Perforated head is vastly superior to thick wire trash. https://www.seriouseats.com/best-potato-mashers-5222111

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

For me it's usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

C'mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mine is measuring cups that stack weird.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 22 hours ago (6 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So what? I also have a scale which is in no way better than using a measuring cup.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I just found the American, no mention of wether that's a bad thing. It just makes your nation unique, that you use measuring cups.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I spot people from other countries all the time and leave it uncommented. The simple fact is that every culture does things their own way. I find using a scales tedious. Using cups means you don't have to bother with adding or removing. You just fill the cup to the mark or the top if its that kind of cup. I do have a scale but its most often used for portioning meat.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Why the hell are they in the same drawer?

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Burger patty press still in the cardboard

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The spatula is a classic one

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That fucking potato masher. My fiancee uses one of these. Just use the damned egg beaters! The machine packs away easy and the mashed potatoes are super light and fluffy.

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[–] ReeSilva@bolha.forum -1 points 1 day ago

hahahahhahahahahahahhaaahhaahhaha amazing

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