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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not for your post, but if I saw someone posting this seriously somewhere, I'd use this.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Don't worry, some boomer who can't detect irony will be posting this to their facebook page soon.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Thanks. I can't take credit for it. Not sure the creator.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The only candies that have sex identities at all are Mounds and Almond Joy.

Because one has nuts and the other doesn't.

babe Ruth?

jk that shouldn't be considered food

[–] random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago

waow (based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based )

[–] CondensedPossum@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

anecdotally antifa people do make good gluten free caramel

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Isn't caramel pure sugar and maybe milk? Where would the gluten come from?

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

The melted bread

[–] CondensedPossum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

perhaps a wafer component in a packaged caramel candy but yeah

there are a bunch of ways to make caramel out of commonly salvageable ingredients

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

All the treats I have are non binary. You know, because its food.

Don't be gross. What do you think this is, France?

[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Obviously you don’t have any of those sexy m&ms!

/Fox News talking point

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like my Halloween candy like I like my coffee: without a penis.

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

I've had a few of those little gimmick penis candies and they are terrible. I mean, it's just some trash molded into a penis to be funny. Where are the gourmet candy penises?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Bisexual Biden"

The fuck is this, a Ben Garrison comic

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

If it was, there'd be obvious labels on all the characters.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 2 days ago

Please stop. This will either kill someone from anger or from laughter!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago

Great, now I want to dye some Rice Krispie treats the NB colors.

[–] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Can I have some antifa gf candy too pl0xxx

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Is this a spoopy Facebook meme