Dunk your computer in water first, then the rice will have more effect.
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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How do I know when to stop ricing?
Linux: 9/10
Linux with rice: 10/10
Linux: 9/9
Linux with rice: 10/10
But...!
Linux without rice is great and can't be better, but with rice you have rice on top of that meaning by definition it has to have a higher score. I'm high too.
Hi high, rice to meet you.
Hi rice, high to meet you.
High at 14h
Sure sounds Arbeitslos to me
(This is a joke, not an insult or criticism)
Oh nooooo! How dare youuuuuu!
It's too dry now. Add some liquid...
Like transmission oil?
No, transmission-cli
Lube should do it...
You forgot to soak the rice first wash it a few times, put it into the caldero, add some water till 1 inch above the level of the rice. Can use your thumb to measure that. Then put into the stove use your laptop as cap for the caldero wait for 30 minutes and your done you still have broken laptop and a rice ready to serve.
The heat might do a reflow job... you never know...
No Mac is complete without cheese, maybe a nice melter like gruyere?
Yes, my thoughts as well.
I'd mix some egg in too just for extra fanciness
Stirred or just pour them on top?
Grind the rice to a fine dust.. you wont need those packets.
Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables
Any chicken? My laptop loves chicken and I would rather not cut it out of his diet, he gets moody.
Pro tip - that unibody macbook has one of the best laptop keyboards out there. You can grab one for like thirty bucks.
Next time use arborio rice. It sticks together nicely and creates a protective layer for your keyboard.
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Can I have your wallpper?
I was told this was appropriate.
bloat
Close it down as hard as you can to create a seal. You’re trying to just get moisture out of the laptop not the air.
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Tastes better with sauce. I prefer Sambal Olek or Tabasco, but Maggi is also fine if you're that kind of person.
Flour is much smaller and is super absorbant
What type do I use?
Rice flour.
Not visible: the bottom of the case bulging out because the battery is inflating like a balloon
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6/10 Bland colorscheme and misalignment.
Soak it in wager and roil the rice with the laptop to make it even more riced
Now add some Sriracha for extra customization
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