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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

What can I say. More time to poop on company time.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I got food poisoning from eating crabs before and it's so horrible that I thought of killing myself, extreme case of diarrhea is no joke

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 5 points 2 months ago

Also, if anybody funds themselves in this situation, hydrate or die-drate. Really bad diarrhea is very, very, very dehydrating (just think about how much water is in the liquid sludge coming out of your ass)

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

That's the food poisoning that's bad, though, not the diarrhea.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've had it so long it's like a dark friend. It's a release.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Like the fart after a day-long stomach ache.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

If you slide out a fart, and blow your pants apart...

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

yo that's me

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I suffered with what I thought was IBS for the last ~10 years. 4+ liquid shits per day with complete unpredictability.

Turns out coffee was the problem.

I switched to tea two weeks ago and I'm down to 2 normal and predictable shits per day. I've also gained a few pounds because I'm not so dehydrated anymore. That's a good thing for me.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Better than constipation... as long as you can wash off

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 2 months ago

You mean like tubgirl?