this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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[–] JaymesRS 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That doesn’t work. This one does, look at the full picture with a double tap.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

Does anyone else experience problems with this video only playing half way through?

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You mean...

Wait for it...

Spigot you?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Treachery Of Lemmy Shitpost

Ceci n'est pas une robinet

[–] StopJoiningWars@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just emulated the artwork in question. French grammar isn't my forte

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ceci n’est pas un robinet

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You turn the faucet and it takes one day to turn it, and it's massive, it's as big as the wall of that building right there behind you. You turn that, and all of that water aimlessly goes into the Pacific (Ocean), and if you turned that back, all of that water would come right down here and into Los Angeles

You found the faucet, now turn it

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Definitely one for dadjokes

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

It's a joke. Don't fauce it.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

I almost tapped on the screen before realizing it was a description, not an instruction.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] catsup@lemmy.one 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn't work on eternity lemmy client

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not supposed to do anything. It is literally a "tap" on the screen.

[–] catsup@lemmy.one 2 points 1 month ago

🤦‍♂️

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

my partner showed me this yesterday, and i am slightly embarrassed to admit that i tapped the screen at least five times before i figured something was up, and mostly because she was fucking dying laughing at my expense.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

not helping this drought any

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago

it's empty.