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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 186 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Dude who's in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings"

Yeah that 100% checks out actually

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 118 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

'we let' women have rights? Women fought tooth and nail for years to get those rights, and assholes are still trying to claw them away; fuck, there's places in the US right now where women are dying because their access to healthcare has been sabotaged by a supreme court that reinterpreted the constitution to remove their rights.

[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"we" in this case could be the American government in general and the supreme court specifically. The fact that such an important right was "granted" by a decision of nine random schmucks and can be taken away by another decision (rather than being a law) is not a great look for that government.

But you're right that it was not the best phrasing. Activism is extremely important esp on more local levels

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[–] bilb@lem.monster 167 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options

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[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 155 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

straight but bi when it benefits me

Brother, you're bi.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn't know that's a thing.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 16 points 2 weeks ago

That's exactly what it looks like

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[–] Nojustice@lemmy.ml 86 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I can't believe no one else said this but I feel it's necessary...

Fake and gay

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 weeks ago

Queer and insincere, even.

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've heard it called being "homelessexual"

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuck did I just read.

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"

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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

Can't tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.

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What no pussy does to a mf

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fake and Gay

Gay, Anon is gay

Fake, Anon claims to be straight

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[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Every greentext is based in some reality

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What in the 4chan bullshit is this?

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

Basically, Anon is a moron.

[–] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems

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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I'm genuinely curious, I assume it's all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride

Think some HRT femboys do consider themselves cis. At that point tho imo it's just a matter of personal labels since they are definitely non conforming

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there's something similar for women. I don't think that's what this guy is talking about though.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

It's fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.

But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they're on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it's DIY or just informed consent is anyone's guess, though.

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[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

wonder how some of the greedier telehealth hrt providers (not naming names but it's all on Google) would react if someone straight up said "I'm cis but want to be more attractive to a certain demographic, gimme the femboy pills". I'd give 70/30 they'd eventually agree.

p.s. personally I think hrt should be maximally cheap and sold over the counter.

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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (18 children)

Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they're "so aethetical" and despised vajayjays coz "they're disgusting axe-wounds". When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I'm just "straightphobe" and seeing gays everywhere.

I didn't really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 30 points 2 weeks ago

I've known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

straight men don't cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man

???

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

Humanity. We're a diverse bunch. We really really are.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm so confused. I think I'm just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

[–] match@pawb.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

op is pretty fucking based ngl

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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

When they say femboy they mean that they are a trans man that doesn't present itself as manly enough or a trans female that hasn't transitioned that much yet?

In one of those cases being into dudes would be being straight.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

No, a femboy is a feminine boy. They usually crossdress or at least dress androginously. They don't necessarily want to transition or take HRT (although this one does).

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