"Dude who's in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings"
Yeah that 100% checks out actually
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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Hobosexual is wild lmfao
depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights
'we let' women have rights? Women fought tooth and nail for years to get those rights, and assholes are still trying to claw them away; fuck, there's places in the US right now where women are dying because their access to healthcare has been sabotaged by a supreme court that reinterpreted the constitution to remove their rights.
"we" in this case could be the American government in general and the supreme court specifically. The fact that such an important right was "granted" by a decision of nine random schmucks and can be taken away by another decision (rather than being a law) is not a great look for that government.
But you're right that it was not the best phrasing. Activism is extremely important esp on more local levels
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straight but bi when it benefits me
Brother, you're bi.
Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn't know that's a thing.
That's exactly what it looks like
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I can't believe no one else said this but I feel it's necessary...
Fake and gay
Queer and insincere, even.
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being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based
"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"
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Can't tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.
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What no pussy does to a mf
TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.
It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.
What in the 4chan bullshit is this?
Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.
Basically, Anon is a moron.
Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems
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It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.
> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird
Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I'm genuinely curious, I assume it's all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride
Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there's something similar for women. I don't think that's what this guy is talking about though.
It's fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.
But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they're on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it's DIY or just informed consent is anyone's guess, though.
That's one possibility I thought off, but there's another one: He says he's straight, but doesn't mention being cis, so he could be a trans man taking testosterone (HRT isn't necessarily estrogens).
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wonder how some of the greedier telehealth hrt providers (not naming names but it's all on Google) would react if someone straight up said "I'm cis but want to be more attractive to a certain demographic, gimme the femboy pills". I'd give 70/30 they'd eventually agree.
p.s. personally I think hrt should be maximally cheap and sold over the counter.
That’s something informed consent should permit. “Here are the effects, do you want them?”
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Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they're "so aethetical" and despised vajayjays coz "they're disgusting axe-wounds". When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I'm just "straightphobe" and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn't really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
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I've known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario
straight men don't cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man
???
Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.
Humanity. We're a diverse bunch. We really really are.
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I'm so confused. I think I'm just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.
Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game
When they say femboy they mean that they are a trans man that doesn't present itself as manly enough or a trans female that hasn't transitioned that much yet?
In one of those cases being into dudes would be being straight.
No, a femboy is a feminine boy. They usually crossdress or at least dress androginously. They don't necessarily want to transition or take HRT (although this one does).
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