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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

*something something* BadDragon *something something* last panel

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Ferangi’s erogenous zone is their ears. Do you think they have ear dildos?

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AN erogenous zone, not THE erogenous zone.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's shown that they have multiple techniques they enjoy. Quark once got a feather stuck in his ear from some ear play.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tympanic_tickle

My guess is that they don't like rigid objects inserted. They have extremely sensitive hearing, so I'm guessing vibrating objects are also a no-go.

PROBABLY not, but different people like different things, and Ferengi are well known for selling anything to anyone, so... maybe?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Q tips are like sounding, got it

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes.

!eyebleach@lemmy.world

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yet another reason to HATE EMOJIS

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

☝️🤓 Erm, acktshually, the 👍😃👍 is part of the humour 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🏩

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's some very sedate drum and bass.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know nobody asked for it, but I can't help spreading the word about Venjent: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uivp-hvk-nk

He randomly showed up in my recommended videos recently with a D&B track based on the noise a groan tube makes, and I have since bought his entire discography and can't stop listening 😅

[–] variants@possumpat.io 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That's a weird looking Dave and busters

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was trying to figure out which DnB artist they were trying to draw

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hey, some dragons aren't so bad! Falin from Dungeon Meshi in her revived (dragon) state.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.

Tap for spoilerIt's the shorts. Don't @ me lol

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, sure, she'll murder you, but part of her will feel bad.

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Eskimo Brother Database

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bed and dragons, bed and dragons

Go together like a horse and wagons

This I tell ya, brother

Ya can't have one without the other

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You're going to get replaced on the DVD set.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.

But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago

The person in the last panel is obviously not a bard.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you say EBDB? Well, how about the EBDBB&B (NSFW)?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The casual delivery of the ending punchline is 😘👌

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The "decanter" bit, or the "I'll probably head down"?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Both, but especially the latter 😄

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t get how breakfast represents Drum n Bass.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't have breakfast in a dungeon while jamming out to drum n bass?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

That’s Intelligent Drum n Bass.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

This comic gets sexier every panel

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 month ago

Drag approves this message

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll only stay at any B&B if they serve at least four-penis wine.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Medicinal" wine made with several types of animal penis.

The EBDB that OP referenced is one of Taco's business ventures in The League. Another great idea of his was to import and sell penis wine.

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc