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[–] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 91 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'll never not read those stickers as "Slut Life" because of the idiotic font they chose.

[–] hashferret@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We've got shirts for this in Salt Lake City. They read "SL,UT"

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

Simply amazing. Especially so considering the demographics.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Lol I thought this for years! I always thought it was a bold choice for a bumper sticker. I was like "Ya! You do you!" To be honest idk what they mean by salt life. Slut life I could wrap my head around. But salt? Do they harbor ambitions to become deckhands?

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

That sounds way cooler too.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It has to be intentional

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[–] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I grew up on the water. Saw these stickers everywhere. Cool, we all go to the beach all the time, we live on an island.

Then 7 years ago I moved to central PA. I see one of these stickers on cars here all the time. I’ve been making fun of it for years. I think they don’t know the river here is fresh water.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you see people with the Unsalted decals as well? There are a ton of those here in Michigan, with the same font, and I've seen them in surrounding states as well. Maybe the areas on the border should get Brackish stickers lol

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I would almost put a "brackish" sticker in that font on my car. Almost.

[–] JaymesRS 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In Minnesota, this is Salt Life. A snowplow spraying a salt mixture to help prevent icing on the roads.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Which season is this? Winter, Still Winter, or Road Construction?

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Found the southerner. You don't salt roads during road construction season.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Could be any except for Mosquito.

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[–] Asetru@feddit.org 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

As somebody not from the US of A... What is a "salt life decal" and who would or wouldn't have one?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Took me a long time to realize it wasn't slut life.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Utah there's plenty of people who unironically wear shirts with SL,UT on them.

Bumper stickers as well

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll buy that if I ever travel there

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[–] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'll copy my response to the other person who was also confused by the reference:

In America, there's a very popular car windshield decal sticker that people put on that says "Salt Life." It specifically just means someone visited a popular beach vacation spot called Myrtle Beach, SC. The people who put it on tend to being almost exclusively sporty douchebags and suburban moms.

That's about it.

Edit: changed NC to SC

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just to be precise, Myrtle Beach is in SC. I didn't think the slut life stickers were exclusively from there though.

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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Ah so the German equivalent would be the Sylt sticker

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[–] jagermo@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Asetru@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

You think it's the worst... And then there are those who want to ramp it up to 11.

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Time to make a punk leather jacket with the sylt logo on the back.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Huh, that's somehow way worse. I always was under the impression that it was only Myrtle Beach.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's because both are "the redneck reviera"

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm from Arkansas. We vacationed in both Pensacola and Destin. God dammit

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Most folks in the central US who want a beach vacation drive down to Floribama. Most if not all Salt Life stickers from Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, Kansas, Arkansas, western Tennessee, etc are born in the Florida panhandle.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife and I are from the midwest and laugh at all the sLuT LiFe stickers on Jeeps nowhere close to the ocean.On a trip to Jacksonville Beach there was a spinoff restaraunt which was like Hooters had a baby with the Gap.

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

I'm from west coast USA and I've also never heard of this.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

went to Myrtle Beach once on Memorial Day weekend

sALt LiFe

They also get to use their pointless bro-dozers! Go on, you can drive through the water across the road!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I went to Myrtle Beach once. I was super stressed out from my job and I had a deep need to see the ocean and it was the closest spot from where I was in terms of driving where I could see ocean.

What a shithole.

I'm glad I stayed in a tent in the state park and I hate camping.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

FlyingSquid

deep need to see the ocean

Checks out

FlyingSquid

in terms of driving

Does not check out

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Do you expect me to fly all the way to Myrtle Beach from Indiana?

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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

In America, there's a very popular car windshield decal sticker that people put on that says "Salt Life." It specifically just means someone visited a popular beach vacation spot called Myrtle Beach, SC. The people who put it on tend to being almost exclusively sporty douchebags and suburban moms.

That's about it.

Edit: changed NC to SC

[–] Xbeam@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not just Myrtle Beach. Those are in beach shops all over the gulf coast too.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They're everywhere. I saw them in Hawaii and locals make fun of people that have salt life merch. I think it's a clothing brand marketed to people with boats and sport fishermen.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

sporty douchebags

That’s generous. Most of the ones I see are the fat rednecks with goatees. The kind who set a photo of them with a caught fish as their BoomerBook profile pic.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Salt Life stickers and Punisher thin blue line stickers are best friends here in MD.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah. I'm in Indiana. We don't have a lot of sporty douchebags, but we do have a lot of fat rednecks with goatees. And a lot of Salt Life decals.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok I’m confused about what the map photo means now. It’s raining inland. Is it raining salt inland?

Yes. That's the remnants of a massive hurricane that just pushed through Florida. Hurricanes sometimes bring salt water with them in the form of rain many miles away from the coast. When I was very young, there was one time where there was a massive hurricane here that was bad enough that we were evacuated, and when we came back, the glass door at my dad's office was covered in so much salt that it looked like frosted glass. And that office was miles away from the beaches.

This is basically the only time those idiots with the "Salt Life" stickers hundreds of miles from the coast will see salt water.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Red states goin green!

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.

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