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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago

AND flight.”

- Geese

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Chickens can fly, they just choose violence each time they can.

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

You don't see kiwis here because they don't fight physically. Instead they'll ruin your life by trapping you in financial and legal problems.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

Fight or flight. Backwards, why?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Its funny how most people don't know chickens can really fly. A wild or yard bird roosts in the tops of trees.

Begun, the Emu Wars have.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Crosspost this to c/linuxmemes !!

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the first two are really "holding" their weapons à la veggie tales

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Veggie tails holds weapons? That christen propaganda is a lot more hardcore than I remember.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's fantastic. Now I will no longer feel any guilt whatsoever while rocking out to the cheeseburger song.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well Ok then.

[–] maniii@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why Dodos never get a fair shake I'll never know.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, if dodos had a Glock they would not have been hunted to extinction now, wouldn't they ?

[–] maniii@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Truly, dinosaurs with guns ! Glocks to stave off the extinction of the species ! What a wonderful idea, I would have never thought of that, somehow I must have heard about it somewhere before, surely !

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some people argue that penguins "fly" under water since their movements resemble flying much more than the swimming of other swimming birds

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And some people are serial killers

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

True. Most of them flightless for real fr

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, most? There are some penguins that can fly?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It was about the "some people are serial killers" and as I pointed out in my first comment, most penguins fly under water since there movement resemble flying much more than swimming

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, the 5 year old idiot in me was so excited there for a second before reason and reality killed his spirit yet again.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glad I gave you 5 secs of pure joy. That's alot in an adult life