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Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends "๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€" twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

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[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Wait, so skull and bones emojis are the same as laughing? How would anyone assosiate a skull and bones with comedy?

I assosiate them with pirates.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its laughing so hard you died.

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Its laughing so hard you died.

You dead.

[โ€“] can@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago

That's so funny. It killed me.

I'm literally dead

[โ€“] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like how people say 'im dead' when something is funny

[โ€“] cheddar@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Really, how can they say "I'm dead" when they're clearly not dead?

[โ€“] moriquende@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I guess they don't mind being sent to eternal damnation in hell (lying is a sin)

[โ€“] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe it's definitive proof that you can still chat after death.

[โ€“] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How can they say "lol" when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

[โ€“] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿช‘

IYKYK

[โ€“] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's next, reacting with ๐Ÿ‘ is actually totally fine and positive?

[โ€“] madasi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I mean, that's how I use it. Don't know what you're doing.

[โ€“] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Fail to see the difference.

Pirates = DRM laughter

Yo Ho Ho? I guess that's laughing.

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

These emojis are large.

Lmao. This line got me by the bubu more than the screengrab did.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The emojis are also like your mom

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The emojis are also like your mom

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!

[โ€“] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They animated this? Is it the scene or the whole movie?

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Think it's just this short bit.

I use this gif too often because it's so fun.

[โ€“] obinice@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Skull and bones emoticons are associated with laughter now? Huh? O.o

It reads to me like they're very embarrassed for their friend upon finding out they work at that company, a bit like I'd feel bad for a friend that has to work for Jeff Bezos or McDonalds or such.

[โ€“] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, dying of laughter -> I'm dead -> ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I learned this one because people generally write "I'm dead" along with the emoji. Or at least they used to.

[โ€“] Korne127@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They actually sent โ˜ ๏ธ and not ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)
[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You could fix it in your description

[โ€“] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh come now. Everyone needs money somehow. This is one of the more honest ways to get it.

[โ€“] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its a besties thing, I could easily be on either side of this convo with mine LMAO

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Does your bestie not know where you work?

[โ€“] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Ifera@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG /s

[โ€“] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's nice of you to add alt text for the image in the description but isn't there an ActivityPub standard for that? Mastodon has, would be nice if Lemmy had it too.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

I use the native one if I don't need line breaks to reasonably explain everything.