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To Dr. Iver Mectin
Guess I'm the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.
Boobs.
🇲🇦‼️ Older men following young women
✅👌 On instagram
I don’t really see how wives following a bunch of young women is weird, they often socialize quite a bit with each other.
I’m not an old dude, but I mean these women need that crowd to make money. It’s weird calling them creeps but at the same time they are posting nearly nude photos of themselves publicly on social media. Who do they think is following that content? Physicists at CERN calculating the new gravitation force off of your oversized diaper butt BBL? medical doctors determining the tolerance a 115lb woman with 1000cc of silicone can tolerate? Get real, you’re posting your tits because you know exactly those types of dudes will follow and you can either trick them into giving you money for feet pics or buying you a weekend in Dubai.
These 22 year old “model influencers” will be begging for these old dudes to pay them attention when they hit the wall in 5 years.
Hey bro physicists beat off too.
Yea, those busted 27 year olds. Wtf
Yeah, they kind of had a point until they busted out the incel-speak at the end.
That "hit the wall" stuff is always hilariously transparent. It's a self-soothe. "She won't be worth it in a few years anyway so you're missing out."
I'm 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I'm really looking forward to my crone era.
Your comment very much reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz Lemon starts dressing like an old crone and acting crazy on the subway to secure a place to sit.
I may need to watch this show.
It’s what Decaprio does so…
Dicaprio hasn't been a role model for me since I saw him in basketball diaries and spent the next few years trying to be just like Jim Carroll. Never again Leo. Never again.
Did you go around telling Reggie to put it away?
I will say that by 27 creepy old men did stop yelling their attraction at me as I walked down the street, which was nice
Are you sure it was because of your age or was it in respect to your Rank? Unless you were still a Lt. Lezbian at the time. Here's hoping Major is soon!
They certainly were particularly vocal back when I was an ensign
If you're navy captain lezbian I sure hope major is not in your future. Cheers to future admiralty!
You may not be an old dude, but it sure seems like you already hit the wall.
Friend of mine's father, who was seventy at the time, got hit on by an older lady at the grocery store.
Lamenting that he didn't follow it up with her, "she was eighty, but a young eighty, if you know what I mean"
Wall? Gtfo, dumbass
That is a rough looking 40.
40 on each leg
Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is
I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!
Did that work?
I mean fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known in most cases.
Same answer for why dudes constantly channel flip... looking for boobs.