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I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Wallet, Keys, Phone. That's all I need generally.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

I count to five before leaving the house. 1. Wallet, back right. 2. Cell phone, front right. 3. Keys, front left. 4. Watch, left wrist. 5. Sunglasses, usually tucked into my collar. Back left empty as well.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 59 minutes ago

Phone right, keys left. Don't need a wallet cuz I just pay with my phone.

[–] darth_grunkus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Front right pocket: car fob; key ring with house keys, padlock keys, Yubikey, small folding knife

Front left pocket: wallet; flashlight

Right leg pocket 1: personal phone

Right leg pocket 2: pack of gum; loops

Left leg pocket 1: work phone

Left leg pocket 2: Thinket

[–] carvine1@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

phone left, wireless earbuds right. If I need anything i else i stuff it in my earbuds pocket. No back pockets.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Phone in left front pocket, keys in right front pocket. Nothing else, that's all I need if I'm just stepping out. I have several hobbies though, and I have a separate backpack/bag for each one, loaded and ready to go.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Your belt must be strong AF.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Jeans are stronger than fur suits.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm an American furry. My fursuit is woven with kevlar and has trauma plates inside.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I thought they all had some trauma inside.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It is possible to be a well-adjusted furry. It's rare, but it is possible.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a well-adjusted person, just different degrees of masking.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Right front pocket: Keys, lighter, smokes

Left front pocket: Phone

Right back pocket: Wallet

Left back pocket: doggie poo bags

In jacket weather: left inside breast pocket of jacket has gloves.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Jacket right: tissues, other Jacket left: phone, collapsible mouse, ID, public transport card, chewing gum

these can also be in my respective pants pockets if i dont have a jacket

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Front Left: Phone

Front Right: Keys, fob with Yubikey, AirPods, pocket knife

Back Right: Wallet

[–] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

front right is phone. front left is anything else.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah it's uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I've actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I'll know as soon as I sit down if I didn't return them

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[–] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago

Nice try, pickpocket

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I too prefer to not having anything in my pants pockets. Can't wait until it get cool enough to wear a light jacket so I can utilize it's pockets

yeah I do switch to my winter jacket pocket in the winter. You never forget you keys or wallet someplace when its in your jacket and its cold outside.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Me too. I've got several "purses". Can't stand much in my pockets.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

You mean your European Carry-all?

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 10 hours ago

the bandolier itself does not even have its own pockets. it has a metal ring and I have a zip up wallet on a carbiner. I basically have a bunch of stuff on carbiners.

[–] Tracked@sopuli.xyz 16 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

OG Dessert Eagle, MP5 modded Iron sight, Karambit, 1 frag, 2 multi flash bang.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Found the counter strike player

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I wasn't sure at first. Might have been real life.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 10 hours ago

Tell me your from America without telling me you're from America

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago

Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago

These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I'm ready to become a suburban dad

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)
  • Front left phone
  • Front right: keys
  • Left rear: wallet
  • Right rear: lube
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Surely rear middle should be lube.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Now this is a list I can get behind

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 17 hours ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i'm wearing, i don't have that many pockets so i don't fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don't remember which one, but basically can't put coins in that. Um. Yeah

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[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 16 hours ago

Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys

Right: Phone

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago
  • Front Left: wallet and keys
  • Front Right: phone
  • Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
  • Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 12 hours ago

Front right is keys and wallet. Front left is phone and a Leatherman.

Nothing in the back because of issues putting things there.

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

!edc@sopuli.xyz

Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)

If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 7 points 20 hours ago
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 20 hours ago

Autumn, winter and spring:

Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.

Front right pants pocket, phone.

Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.

Summer:

Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.

Top front left pants pocket, keys.

Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.

Left knee pants pocket, work phone

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