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[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Horny time. No geometry

I already feel insecure about Diddy’s 1,000 bottles of baby oil the feds confiscated. Wow.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What if that's the radius of his cock 😳

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Horny time! Stop it with the math!

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More likely it's the circumference

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do the woosh folks always saunter in the next day

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It's the law.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So his dick resembles a drink bottle? Surely that can't be good.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sorry that your training was insufficient

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was assuming circumference, probably just wrapped a tailors tape measure around his cock and took that number.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tried this. I'm up to 14inchs. How many times do I wrap it?

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Depends on how tight you go. I recommend 10-15 right wraps.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So, yellow is, like, 20 y/o, average build. Probably employed as a server

At least he has a sense of humor

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Core 2 Duo was introduced in 2006

This is more like 15 years old

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

With that specs I'm changing my opinion from cute to old.

[–] donescobar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

All that for a 5400 RPM HDD? SMH

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

...wanna get online and play some Monoco?