'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump : theonion

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 57 points 1 month ago

Fucking brutal. That's a hell of a good connection.

[–] mashbooq@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

As the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, "Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!"

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.

[+] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, school "security officers" are there to brutalize unruly children and get the middle school to life in prison pipeline started.

In contrast, Trump's SS officers are charged with protecting the most childish fascist cult leader from the consequences of his words and actions.

Both make the world a worse, more bleak place, though, I'll give you that.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get massive whiplash every time someone abbreviates the secret service

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's supposed to be usss, ss is a bit dickish, even with his political alignment.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We don't put US in front of other acronyms like that. SC, DoJ, EPA, etc. Putting it in front of SS is just making it obvious you don't want it to be called SS lol

It's just a coincidence; the Secret Service existed long before Hitler's SS. We've got prior claim to the acronym

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Nah, he's a literal fascist. It might be dickish to the secret service given a different context, but my comment was clearly aimed at him rather than them.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's not fair, he didn't run away from the gunman!

Maybe that's just Texas.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Onion has been in fire lately

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not the onion. I've never seen this site before.

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The spirit of Onion.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

The bold new scent

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You’re right. I was looking at the community

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

"No one is even trying to shoot up Meadows Ridge College or the Oceanside Charter School!"

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