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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I feel like there had to be a better option

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For fork sake. This would have been the better option.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

This is assuming he had clean forks. Which I'm going to go out on a limb here, and guess that his issue is having clean dishes or utensils at all, irrespective of what kind they are.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, eat it like a dog. 👅👅👅

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

But now my ice cream has cold spit on it

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How did OP get the ice cream from the tub to the bowl?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Indeed it is, you can see the seam at 10:00.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Get fucked, you legend you!

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 months ago

I can taste the key more than the ice-cream

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 12 points 3 months ago

Tape multiple together, and you have a rudimentary scoop.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Once while camping I used a tent peg to eat meat from a can.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The amount of times I’d forget some utensils to eat while on site and have to use nails, screws, wire or whatever else on the jobsite. Made me keep a small box in the glove box of my vehicle, was the savior for other guys too.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever heard of sticks? Chopsticks? Most any place I'm willing to camp will have something I can make into workable chopsticks.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Construction sites, not camping haha, but yeah I’ve used wood stakes or had to cut something with the circular saw too before.

It’s always great when you are on a big enough site for an office, wouldn’t need to lug my own microwave if I wanted a hot meal.

[–] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Help! I need ice cream to live!

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago

Seems a bit small. They should've gone with an 8mm

[–] cokane_88@ttrpg.network 6 points 3 months ago

Butter knife 🔪 for me

[–] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Whenever you're in such a situation: Everything credit card format is your friend

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this some new weight-loss strategy?

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Not sure about weight loss, but it certainly is a time loss.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I mean there are probably less efficient tools for the job.

[–] Gaboose@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Looks like IKEA is selling ice cream